1. Falling on your butt in the mud.

Wear your boots!

2. Sitting on a table that collapses.

Just hope you don’t get a concussion.

3. Stepping, barefoot, into dog poop.

Oh! Smooshy sensation!

4. Cutting the “cheese” in a quiet room.

As the Cranberries said, “Do you have to let it linger?”

5. Hugging a “friend” from behind and realizing that you don’t know that person.

Not a way to pick up dates.

6. Having your mother clean your face with her spit.

Gotta be squeaky clean!

7. Falling off the stage during a play.

Here’s a way to be the star of the show.

8. Losing your bathing suit during the perfect dive.

Hope you don’t know your audience!

9. Tripping over a chair in class while everyone is taking a test.

Just laugh it off.

10. Being the cause of a long line outside the bathroom.

Cross your fingers that nobody knows you.

11. Running, full speed, into a glass door.

Break your nose much?