NFL:

Hail to the Ravens. It looks like it’s going to be between the Ravens going against Denver for the last playoff spot in the AFC. And with Todd Heap back, you can count on us clinching. Jake Plummer? There’s a reason his name sounds just like plumber, he helps his teams go smoothly down the drain. With the Redskins, well, not much has changed huh? Ole Joe Gibbs turned out to be a little more average than everyone expected. You know things are bad when Washingtonians secretly want Steve Spurrier back. Peyton Manning is throwing touchdowns blindfolded at this point. Troy Brown is doing his best Deion impression, except the other way, and he’s much better at defense than Primetime ever was on offense. Life is good in the AFC.

NCAA:

Another year, same story with the BCS. At least we get to see USC vs. Oklahoma, that’s probably the best game possible. Watch for versatile RB Reggie Bush, the guy is a stud. So is the Peterson guy. In basketball, the ACC looks unstoppable. Wake, GT, Duke, MD, UNC, NC State, they all look they can do some serious damage in March. All I gotta say is John Gilchrist baby. He’s money. Like me.