Find the candyman… tell him Larry sent you… NYC 2005!!!

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Call Mike ‘Marinara’ Campanaro if you’re lookin’ for a good time (3019289699)

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Congratulations to the following FOCUS members who have accepted the challenge to live above the stereotype by thinking, dressing, and acting like a success, and therefore being a success: Felicia Franklin, Crystal Jean-Claude, Logan Roundtree, Dominique Hobdy, Kellye Beathea, Simone Jackson, Laquita Hines, Jacia Garris, Genesis Martinez, Charmane Lawson, Henry Boateng, Patrick Squire, Toure Kelley, Ktyall Malik

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Your mom goes to college

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Yeah, James Earl Jones called. Said we were good to go, but we weren’t.

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Have a Masochist Monday, Audrey.

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May there always be, in this land of plenty, young people who can’t see the forest for the trees and spend evenings alone, crying about the sorry state of their lives.

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Caitlin pushed me playfully. “God, you’re so awkward,” she laughed. “You’ve known me for a day and already you’re thinking your dirty little thoughts about me.”

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Good morning, heartache…

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Just because – love you KB!

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Two Chinese walk in bar, two week later own it

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Actually Tubbard and Dubbard $uck… and play pretend

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Our love runs deep like the blood in my veins

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I love you always, and always the same

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Greece in a week and there’s no one I’d rather be with. Love you, GWE.

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I’m going to umbrella land and I’m bringing um… Priska

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Blake Gymnastics – Got Chalk!!

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I’m not really stupid

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Just because you love someone doesn’t mean you should be with them

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OCD phone callers do not rock my sox

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She’s a dork… Cute, but a dork…

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Kathryn, I’m cheating on you with Natalie. Sorry, it didn’t mean anything to me.

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The magic of first love is our ignorance that it never ends – right Kels?

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My whipped iced dairy drink brings the attentions of many males to my place of residence, and they declare that its quality far surpasses that of yours. Absolutely, it far surpasses yours. I could convey to you the proverbial recipe, but I would have to demand compensation.

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Stay off my man, Arizona

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No Adam, she’s too Hispanic

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Score!

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Spring Break is on its way… get ready!

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No one tells me what to do, no one!

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When it rains the sky is crying, when it snows…

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Please don’t tell anyone my deep, dark secret

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When do we not have to come here anymore?

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I love snow jobs, the Pajama Game, and purple cows.

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So the revolutionaries wanted this thing called freedom – Ah, the things we learn in AP World

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AGS <3 KAB

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Tubbard loves Dubbards Pubbard

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ANDREW STOBIE IS AWESOME

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Kokomo…Kameko = “the tortoise child” — (she always was kind of slow)… Kafreako… KoKo Puffs!

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Yaint down

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English peer pressure fight: Do it!

Do it! Do it!

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There are some iconoclasts in AP world

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Seth the Hot radio intern

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Congrats to Britney, Jillian & Emily on the awesome 200 free relay! All-Americans! Love – Allie

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Waking Ashland

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Pancake the Pony loves Clarice

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Clarice loves dog poop

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J, why are all the weird boys attracted to you? Clarice loves me

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Whoa girl, keep your pants on

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AMY—he’s not good enough to receive advice from. Trust me.

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Are girls really better?

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Natalie, my love

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Jamie…you should have been Napoleon!

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My 18th birthday is here! Too bad I can’t vote cause I’m not a citizen, and I can’t marry cause I’m gay. But still… yay.

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I’m turning 18 one day before Toni. In your face!

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Oh yea. It’s hot. And so am I.

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Did I ever tell you you’re my hero…

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Matty B and I match!

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Joshua Gottlieb! I didn’t write it last time but I am this time!

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Get over it, you’re a ballerina!!! …not a male ballet dancer

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Vote for Joe!

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Monkey poop!

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When absolutely must be destroyed overnight… send the Marines –Sean

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Marianne = Kawaii – Sean

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To err is human, to forgive is divine… neither is Marine Corps policy –Sean

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WE DON’T NEED NO COLES NO PIERCE TO DOMINATE!

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=PO= I hate you so much Mahal Kita

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Tastes great, less filling

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“Wolftrap gave us two-thousand dollars… for this?”

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TWO MORE MONTHS seniors ^_^ !!!!!!!!!!!

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Yer a hobo

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Stephano = MG (mono girl) = Mexico = the drunkard =Stephanie=band geek.

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Revenge is sweet.

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“Whenever I get the urge to exercise, I lay down until it goes away”

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Keegan’s got an army...the J2 switcheroos

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See Jamie, charades isn’t the end of the world.

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That’s strike one Meghan. Strike one.

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Jamease actually did her hair. Now it’s Imani’s turn.

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I owe the Pizza man an unclassified; *hugs*

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Keegan, for the last time, stop taking my lunch money

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Chris Hamilton still loves Wintana

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Take Journalism in 2005-2006!

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Kelli Hunter got into St. John’s University

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Seneca Fury is going all the way

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I Love Kelli Hunter

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I really love Kelli Hunter

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Kelli Hunter rocks my world

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Yeah track distance unit!

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Jimmy is a loser

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I love Allie Stevens

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Who doesn’t?

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Running sucks. So run.

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Need to stop eating cheese

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Heather BBBB makes me happy!

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Four Baboons Adoring The Sun opens March 18 for 38 performances at the Beaumont Theatre

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Ish nay patapatapa

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Fili! Stop harassing Adam!

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Guitar for Sale. Fender Squire red electric guitar with amp. $160. Call Besty Bangert at 301-318-8266!!

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COME TO THE WRC-TV STUDIOS AT 4001 NEBRASKA AVE. NW TOMORROW AT 2:15 FOR FREE ADMISSION TO BE IN THE LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE AS THE IT’S ACADEMIC TEAM TAKES ON MARET AND BENJAMIN BANNEKER IN THE QUARTER-FINALS OF IT’S ACADEMIC. FREE PIZZA AT SOLE D’ITALIA AFTER THE TAPING.

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Man, that was an ugly unclassified.

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It’s Pat! Sorry. It’s just Daniel.

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The stress of It’s Ac doesn’t bode well for Mr. Caulfield’s receding hairline

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Tom Brady’s not gay. You’re just jealous, Mr. Caulfield.

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Yes he is, Clare. You’re just in denial.

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Clare’s UVA Mantra: Only 2 more months. Only 2 more months.

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Keegan is an evil dictator, Mussolini is a wimp compared to him. Isn’t that right sports fans

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We need a two-line unclassified. Keegan only knows one-liners.

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Sommer’s Third Period mantra: Only 70 days, 5 hours, 2 minutes, 47 seconds. Only 70 days, 5 hours, 2 minutes, 47 seconds.

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Matt Boyle will be the first to die.

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Carry on my wayward son.

There’ll be peace when you are done.

Lay your weary head to rest.

Now don’t you cry no more.

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Something sweet about Brad Lewis’ girlfriend.

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I will steal Kyle’s computer if it’s the last thing I do.

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MC Film is way better than Blake

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Kill Jesse’s &#$% chicken game.

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How do you get to Malawi?

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You take Lilongwe!

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Who would have thought that Botswana had such a lovely countryside?

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Check out the everchanging picture of Mr. Keegan on the Blake Beat website!

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Congrats to Monique Coward 20th b-day. See u in 1st period

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Way to go Blake Field Hockey, we rockindoors too!!

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Hooray for track managers

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Hey Marching Band, “LET”S GO!”

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If Mr. Damron throws another fit during seventh period, im going to cry

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Bayport sketch sucks

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Something nice about Brad’s girlfriend

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Punita is the best in the whole world ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever

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Scott Stanfill is the hottest stud in the school--field hockey

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Paste-up is so much fun, we get to write unclassifieds that dont make any sense, and eat food that is left over from the bake sale

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In the scheme of all stupid mistakes, Klemko has made #2

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Your unclassified could be here and Jillian wouldn’t be out 4.20$

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If Mr. Spitzer actually recorded grades everyone would be failing.

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Josh and Fili like bananas

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Fili, can you get us a conceptual sub?

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HOOTIE HOOOOOOOOO!! HOOOOOOOO!!!

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Happy Birthday Squirt, Mari!!!

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Caitlin stop horsing around

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This is going here because we need more unclassifieds, because we have run out of ideas and we need to line up with the last line. YAH!