Cake decorating TV shows 

One time I actually watched so many cake decorating shows (well… it was more along the lines of… a Cake Boss marathon…) that I actually thought I was good at decorating cakes. Sadly… you can’t go pro after merely watching the show…

Extreme Couponing

This one is pretty much self-explanatory. I don’t even know why this show is more exciting than actual   extreme sports… it’s just addicting. It leaves you with the urge to coupon… and then you realize that you have other things to do with your time.

Repeat after me- couponing is not a sport, your shopping cart is not a weapon, and crying because you did not get 5 million items for free is not socially acceptable.

Crime Shows

Who would have thought there would be evidence at every single crime scene? Certainly not actual detectives…

So You Think You Can Dance?

No. But I guess I like to watch people whose answer is yes! And… those who may answer yes, but their answer should be no… Same goes for

American Idol

… I can’t sing.

The Office

I wish that in the future, my boss has an attitude that resembles Steve Carell’s.

MTV

Oh wait… I thought they changed their station name to 16 and Pregnant?

The Secret Life of the American Teenager

I want to have seven babies, affairs, and bad parents in high school! Oh wait… no, I really don’t.

Jerry Springer

…this one’s just a joke.