10. Illegal U-Turn at the Crooked Bridge – Make sure there are no cops when you do it (Schwyz)

9. Parking Without a Permit – No parking from 8am – 3pm, the time when nobody is home

8. Window Tint – Cops trying to catch us riding dirty

7. 18” From the Curb – Would you rather have us park on the sidewalk?

6. Sound Violation – Come on now, the students are just trying to slap.

5. Parking in a Handicap Spot in the Student Parking Lot – You’re pretty dumb to park there, but we don’t see too many 75 year old students with broken hips here at RHS

4. Front License Plate – So they can read it in the split second they see you driving the opposite way

3. Rolling the Campo Street Stop Sign – You have to watch out for the cars coming from the blocked off street.

2. Blocking the Access Ramp – Can’t they wheelie up the curb?

1. Parking in the Teacher’s Parking Lot – They can park in ours but we can’t park in theirs? Sounds fair to me.