Sophomore Superlatives Tuesday, March 23, 2010 By Jessica Parra [ArticleImageHyperLink] Advertising Sophomore, your votes are in! This time the Sophomore class voted for the students in their grade for superlatives. The Sophomore superlatives are how the Sophomore class thinks their classmates will turn out later in life. Here are the categories and the winners:                 -Most likely to be on American Idol- Faith Roberts -Most likely to skydive in shark infested waters- Sam Murdock -Most likely to be the next Mario and Luigi- Zane Clark and Braiden Van Brunt -Least likely to drop out of school- Daniel McNary -Most likely to be the next Chuck Norris- Brennan Carroll -Most likely to be America's Next Top Model- Brittany Assel -Most likely to grow a crazy Amish beard- Matt Duncan -Most likely to become a ninja- Nate Rose-Heim -Least likely to get a speeding ticket- Kayla Groebe -Most likely to become the next President of the United States- Justin Persell -Most likely to be the next Van Gogh- Kelsey Appling -Most likely to beat out Donald Trump- Zane Clark   Congratulations to the lucky 13 winners! Now some of these students had the intuition that they were going to win a certain category, while others had no clue.   One of these students, Sophomore Matt Duncan, knew he was going to be awarded 'Most likely to grow a crazy Amish beard'.   "I was expecting it all the way," said Matt, "I've never really liked the whole 'Most likely to succeed in college or life or what not' or 'Most likely to become a loser,' but see, this where it's 'Most likely to grow an Amish beard', that's just awesome!" Matt also said the he would grow a 'crazy Amish beard'  himself, once he starts to grow hair.    Unlike Matt, Sophomores Brittany Assel and Kelsey Appling were surprised they won. "I watch America's Next Top Model, but I don't want to be on it," said Brittany," I don't want to fit into the skinny standards."  Kelsey admit she likes art, but didn't realize others even knew?! "I'm in art two right now, but I didn't know anyone knew that I am," said Kelsey.   So sophomores, lets see if your year at CHS end up making you superlative you dream of...or not.

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