EDITOR'S NOTE:  The Tank is bringing superlatives back. Years ago, students would vote for their peers and the results would be published for the Tank. The staff has decided to resurrect this tradition, starting with the Junior class.

A lot of people wonder what their peers think of them. It's always a surprise to see who was voted most likely to be famous or most likely to succeed, but wait... most likely to be a professional air guitarist? Or most likely to break a leg tripping up the stairs? Yeah, that's right. The juniors voted for someone in their class on 10 topics that aren't your typical "most likely" questions. The winners are as follows:

-Most likely to get arthritis from texting: Peyton Harrison.
-Most likely to be on a reality show: Alicia Witt.
-Most likely to break a leg tripping up the stairs: Allison Zeikle
-Most likely to adopt children from 3rd world countries: Lindsay Thompson
-Most likely to be a professional air guitarist: Kenzee Cann.
-Most likely to wear shorts below zero: Kathy O'Donnell
-Most likely to update their Facebook status from the grave: Sue O'Donnell.
-Most likely to be stranded on a small desert island: Maddie Bonderer
-Most likely to go bald:Trace Naylor
-Most likely to be the next 'Stepbrothers' (as in the movie): Travis Schuebul and Jesse Bailey.

 

These topics are all pretty different than usual and most people probably wouldn't expect to get voted for one of them. However, Allison Zeikle really wasn't surprised at all when she found out she was "most likely to break a leg tripping up the stairs". Then again, she isn't known to be the most graceful person around. She explained, "Well, it's really not that big of a shock. I can definitely see that happening. I've fallen up the stairs a couple times. Actually, just this weekend I was getting ready and I was putting on some heels. I had one heel on and then I was putting my other one on and my foot got caught on my couch and I fell right into my closet door! Heels and I don't mix."

 

Kenzee Cann, on the other hand, had no idea why she was voted "most likely to be a professional air guitarist". "Well, a bunch of people pretty much came up and told me they voted for me and I was just kind of like 'Okay... I don't know why...but okay?!' Maybe it's because I'm crazy." Most of her friends agree that she's pretty crazy most of the time, but she's always fun to be around and she's the life of the party. "You know, I never really thought I would be professional air guitarist, but if I really put my mind to it there's definitely a possibility it could happen. I bet I could make a pretty good career out of it too. I mean people are going to be reading the Cameron Newspaper and be like 'Huh. That Kenzee girl sounds like a pretty sweet air guitarist. Let's hire her to play for us.' Then the next thing you know I'll be all over the country playing for people. It's a pretty big dream but it WILL happen someday." 

 

"Most likely to be on a reality show... Is that good or bad? " questioned Alicia Witt when she found out she was the winner. She wasn't sure at first, but after a while she decided she liked the fact that she would someday be on a reality show. "I'm pretty excited people think I'm gonna be on a reality show. It makes me feel so cool." It was definitely a shock to her though. "I never planned on being on a reality show. It was just never a goal I've ever had. But now I just might try to get on a reality show someday."