Oh the Convience! Monday, November 09, 2009 By Meghan Mulcahy - Advertising Now all your funeral necessities are just a quick pick-up at your local Walmart. Walmart's website is now selling caskets and urns. The phrase, "Wal-Mart has everything," is actually true. Wal-mart makes my life so convenient, and now they will make my death convenient too. Just when you thought life couldn't get any funnier, death just did. I never thought I would see the day. We have fast food, iphones, and now Walmart is your one stop funeral shop. These high class caskets are ranging from $999-$3200. It is sad to hear you can only find these great deals online,but Walmart online has a variety of caskets. They have fifteen different styles. They are all very classy designs. When Walmart was making these caskets they were thinking of the people and what they want. Urns come in forty-five different styles. Even your dog can be living in style. Walmart employees are working around the clock to fill these orders. Walmart has helped me out in my life so many times. I have become one of their most beloved shoppers. Now when I die I can still be a dedicated Walmart shopper. I would hate to let them down.  My family better buy my casket from Walmart, otherwise I will never be able to rest in peace. Maybe by the time I die they will be selling them in stores?! For now though I  can live with them being online. If you are in need of a casket or urn look under the "for the home" category on the Wal-Mart website. Really, "For the Home"  section. I definitely want a casket in the middle of my living room. It would make such a cute little coffee table. I think a black one would go best with my decor. I can see it now. People are going to love my home. This isn't just for people's deaths either. When a vampire is looking for a new home they can just get online and order a brand new casket for only $1200. What a deal. Wal-mart makes every life easier. From funerals to homes, Wal-mart is the place to go.   Funerals used to be so expensive, but thanks to Wal-Mart they are now fifty percent off. I hear they are working on headstones. They are going to be the hot item to buy. Look for advertisements and sales. Be sure not to forget to check your Sunday paper for coupons on these great items. Walmart is working to better your life...and death. Oh, and don't worry, Jack, I will be getting my casket from Walmart.

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