Have you ever had that great feeling when you discover that the black and white picture is an optical illusion of a white vase and two black faces? Remember that greatness? Well, this is greater than that. Strange, weird, quirky, and downright bizarre; Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmerman is one show you’ll never forget. From eating the most exotic foods to absolutely unknown creations, Andrew Zimmerman travels the world eating the world’s strangest foods. I can’t believe his stomach can hold the atrocities, such as year-old cheese, road-kill, multiple animal eyeballs, and much more. I would keel over and barf before I could even accomplish any of his amazing feats. Truly, Andrew Zimmerman is amazing, and so is his show. Watch it, kids. New episodes air every Monday @ 9/8 central.

Seniors have senioritis. Juniors have junioritis. It’s a fact. Thrown into all the wonderful and not-so-wonderful mishaps of college-bound life, it really hits students hard when they know that they have only two years left before they go to college. It also hits them hard when teachers and counselors throw college booklets, SAT booklets, and ACT prep books in students’ faces. Bam! At the same time, a feeling grows inside them. As the year progresses, this tiny feeling has developed into a large mass that overtakes their life and changes them into a completely different person. In this case, I have become even lazier, more of a procrastinator, less careful with things, forgetful, and just waiting for the college-life to come. Junioritis can be an extremely fatal sickness that causes many casualties in one’s GPA, but it is just another step of life that students have to go through before they start growing up. So, freshmen, enjoy your carefree life while you can. Sophomores, do as much as you can while you still have time. Juniors, survive that Junioritis. Seniors, enjoy your last year.

Girls! Put away those ugly sweats and ugly sweaters! It’s time to look pretty again in those wonderful short-sleeved shirts and skirts. Spring is just around the corner! But make sure your skirts aren’t too short or you may receive a call to the office; but anyhow, regardless of those individuals who wear such scandalous clothing, my spring cannot be ruined! Because guess what? The wonderful exotic Asian that is me was born during the spring season! So I’ll be sure to think of some fantastic presents for others to get me. Like…a lock for my food cabinet. My New Year’s resolution related to eating healthfully has failed, but I’ll try a Birthday Resolution. Anyhow, spring is around! It’s in the air, in the grass, in the sun, in the ozone layer, in the time, in your house, on your house, on you, and it’s just oh-so fantastic!

And on that note, I hope you all have a wonderful spring season! These are the things I’m lovin’, and you definitely should love these things, too!