<![CDATA[The Colonel]]> <![CDATA[The Colonel]]> /Portals/2/logos/__TFMF_nshmjm55k0xprm45hbakmei3_2cf531a3-2645-4fc8-8b42-85a6e7c8c58e_0___Selected.jpg en-us Copyright 2008 - All Rights Reserved. Tue, 21 May 2013 09:04:06 GMT 15 <![CDATA[Editorial: The importance of laughter]]> The fact that we have to define satire means we've failed before we've begun... full story > ]]> Tue, 24 Apr 2012 16:56:30 GMT <![CDATA[What I did during my high school education]]> By Andy Crooker
An excruciatingly detailed list. full story > ]]> Tue, 24 Apr 2012 16:54:57 GMT <![CDATA[Letters to the Editor: People still care]]> Well, some of them... full story > ]]> Tue, 24 Apr 2012 16:52:16 GMT <![CDATA[RPG 2012: All political issues solved by beautiful face]]> By Sophie Kruse



The original photo of Ridiculously Photogenic Guy. I vote the girl running next to him is his vice president.

I <3 RPG full story > ]]> Tue, 24 Apr 2012 16:46:11 GMT <![CDATA[Hunger Games more like “Fun Games”]]> By Kyra Walker



Amirite? full story > ]]> Tue, 24 Apr 2012 16:43:46 GMT <![CDATA[Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi: The momma to be]]> By Makaylah Goudy
"An unexamined life is not worth living" - Socrates (written before the invention of reality television). full story > ]]> Tue, 24 Apr 2012 16:42:10 GMT <![CDATA[Public Nudity: Have our rights been alienated?]]> By William de Cárdenas
We as Americans, students, and humans have an unalienable right to bear all that we are. full story > ]]> Tue, 24 Apr 2012 16:39:32 GMT <![CDATA[Mysteries Within: Monster held with fence]]> By Daniel McIlduff


Daniel McIlduff
Underneath the murky depths of the school’s pond, lies the worst of the worst enemy of an unsuspecting cross country runner.

I think I saw this movie... full story > ]]> Tue, 24 Apr 2012 16:37:10 GMT <![CDATA[Magical Manatee: Zoology Club adopts rare animal]]> By Michael Bellinson



Manatee, a.k.a. Sea Cow full story > ]]> Tue, 24 Apr 2012 16:35:12 GMT <![CDATA[Backwards Speakout: The Roosevelt Way]]> By Taylor Miller



Q: What is swag? -Troy Loomis, Senior

Tuokaeps full story > ]]> Tue, 24 Apr 2012 16:31:15 GMT